Rearrange the numbers so that no two consecutive numbers touch each other. They cannot align side by side, up and down, or diagonally.

 

Change the position of only one of the toothpicks below in each row to make the equation correct.

         I - III = II

        X - I = I

        III - II = IV

Jokes:

	An account executive at a stock-and-bond firm telephoned a client who had purchased her first stock - one hundred shares of Proctor & Gamble.  He told her that he had just heard they were going to split. "Oh! What a shame." she lamented. "I'm so sorry to hear that. And, they've been together for so long, too."
	A fellow took a friend to the movies. During the pre- views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & M's.  When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.  "What did you do that for?" he asked her.  "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
	Two people are waiting on a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. One of them leans inside and asks the driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"  The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry."  At this time the other one leans inside, smiles and twitters: "Will it take ME?"
	Dispatcher: Nine-one-one what's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No! This is her husband!
	PROF:  Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:  Okay, I found it. Here it is! PROF:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS:   Maria!

 

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble.  The coast guard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio.  "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"  And the reply came back, "My position - well I'm a Professor.